golden birthday

So I was realizing the other day that I'm about to turn the big 25--a quarter of a century. You know that myth about how men become a menace to society when they turn 25 if they are still single? Well, I decided that even though I'm not a man, I'm going to be a menace anyway. I just haven't decided how to do that yet. I mean, what do menaces do? Should I be bitter about being single? Maybe I'll sit on my hope chest every Friday night saying, "Poor me, I'm still single." Maybe I'll heckle other people who are engaged and make them feel uncomfortable for being happy. Devious...